January 2012
that awkward moment when you don't know if a car...
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LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL yes
why is the GIF so fucking relevant omg
ROFL
There are over 8,000 microscopic spiders in the...
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vanessapajarillo:
Wtf? You Serious?
WUT
oh and apparently I am transporting open containers of alcohol. So, let’s hope I don’t get pulled over tonight
this is too much work to go through
elijahwoodd:
me and my mom do the same thing every year on new year’s eve.
we go see a movie and then we get chinese food.
that sounds lovely :)
i think i broke the washing machine
well at least MY clothes are washed. hardy har har
OH WAIT WAIT WAIT YOU GUYS
lifewasted:
I’M GONNA CALL IT BEFORE IT HAPPENS
I’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO DO THIS
OKAY GUYS
AS SOON AS IT’S NEW YEARS
I PREDICT…
THERE WILL BE A POST:
“Wow, I remember 2011 like it was yesterday”
AND IT WILL HAVE OVER 10,000 NOTES
MARK MY WORDS
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my brother just called dad to try to get him to come up tonight and he told him that if I drank, I had to spend the night
OMG
A) I will NOT be drinking
B) NO SHIT. I am a no drinking and driving advocate!
December 2011
also,
I lost 3 pounds over the last 2 days.
I WILL be skinny in 2012.
I feel like if I go, dad will start a fight with mom. They apparently got in a fight sometime this week. IDK where the fuck I was. I was wondering why shit was broken and moved around downstairs though. I must have been out cold. I wish I could not feel bad for him. He doesn’t deserve to be felt bad about. he brought this all on himself, I just awoeifjaefwoj I feel too much for too many...
my brother just called and told me to come up to his house tonight for NYE. I feel awkward with people and supposedly he invited other people, but also, It’s hard for me not to drink when other people are drinking (I don’t know if there will be drinking but i mean, it’s nye). I can TRY hard not to or just have one drink but it’s hard for me to stop. when I do things like...
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drip-feed:
sleeping is really great and i dont know why i dont do it more often
me: why am i so funny
me: i don't know
me: *laughs*
me: *sighs*
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i had 2 hours of sleep in the last 3- hours….why the fuck am i not tired
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warning
tomorrow night, I have a feeling I’m going to be pissed off sooooo i apologize if I temporarily unfollow you (or permentantly for those blogs I have no idea why i follow but can’t unfollow) if you post any variation of the following:
i faweiojagama so aweoij wasteedgaiojgadoigj
high i’m hi
leave meaegh asks If’awem drunkaefwjag
k?
cool
how many asks must one send before they reach the limit?
mom: do you have a boyfriend
me: um yeah
mom: does he exist
me: obviously
mom: does he know you exist
me: not yet
so john frusciante is a pisces. aha! i knew it!
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tumblr, I fucking hate you.
nolwe-clevercloggs-coxon:
do not log out if you are using chrome/missing e. because you will not be able to get back in unless you use an incognito window. it’ll just keep giving a ‘not found’ tumblr error page when you try to get to tumblr.com.
oh my god!
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHTI
More ask-prompts. Anon or not, ask me whatever!
1) Put your iTunes on shuffle. Give me the first 6 songs that pop up.
2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.
4) What do you think about most?
5) What does your latest text message from someone else say?
6) Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
7) What's your strangest talent?
8) Girls.... (finish the sentence); Boys.... (finish the sentence)
9) Ever had a poem or song written about you?
10) When is the last time you played the air guitar?
11) Do you have any strange phobias?
12) Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
13) What's your religion?
14) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?
15) Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
16) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?
17) What was the last lie you told?
18) Do you believe in karma?
19) What does your URL mean?
20) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?
21) Who is your celebrity crush?
22) Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
23) How do you vent your anger?
24) Do you have a collection of anything?
25) Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
26) Are you happy with the person you've become?
27) What's a sound you hate; sound you love?
28) What's your biggest "what if"?
29) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
30) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.
31) Smell the air. What do you smell?
32) What's the worst place you have ever been to?
33) Choose East Coast or West Coast?
34) Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?
35) To you, what is the meaning of life?
36) Define Art.
37) Do you believe in luck?
38) What's the weather like right now?
39) What time is it?
40) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
41) What was the last book you read?
42) Do you like the smell of gasoline?
43) Do you have any nicknames?
44) What was the last movie you saw?
45) What's the worst injury you've ever had?
46) Have you ever caught a butterfly?
47) Do you have any obsessions right now?
48) What's your sexual orientation?
49) Ever had a rumor spread about you?
50) Do you believe in magic?
51) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?
52) What is your astrological sign?
53) Do you save money or spend it?
54) What's the last thing you purchased?
55) Love or lust?
56) In a relationship?
57) How many relationships have you had?
58) Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
59) Where were you yesterday?
60) Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
61) Are you wearing socks right now?
62) What's your favorite animal?
63) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?
64) Where is your best friend?
65) Spit or swallow?(;
66) What is your heritage?
67) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
68) What do you think is Satan's last name?
69) Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?
70) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?
71) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?
72) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?
73) You can only have one of these things; trust or love.
74) What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?
75) What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?
76) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?
77) How can I win your heart?
78) Can insanity bring on more creativity?
79) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?
80) What size shoes do you where?
81) What would you want to be written on your tombstone?
82) What is your favorite word?
83) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.
84) What is a saying you say a lot?
85) What's the last song you listened to?
86) Basic question; what's your favorite color/colors?
87) What is your current desktop picture?
88) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?
89) What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on?
90) One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
91) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?
92) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
93) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
94) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?
95) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
96) Do you have any relatives in jail?
97) Have you ever thrown up in the car?
98) Ever been on a plane?
99) If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?
100) Give me your top 5 favorite blogs on Tumblr.
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i’m so giggly right now
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The difference between straight girls and lesbians...
Straight girl: Baby, I got my period!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lesbian: Baby......I got my period....................
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friend: my mom says you can't come over tonight
me: tell her i'm suicidal
